I like to keep things positive because I’m a “glass half-full” kind of girl, so here is the one single thing I love most about Insomnia- the fact that I have built up a tolerance to Unisom, the only thing that helped me sleep.
People tell me if I go to the gym regularly and don’t eat anything before I go to bed that I will sleep better. They’re lying.
This is what I’m thinking about while I am awake for endless hours:
Were those four inch spikes I wore last November with the little black dress worth the pain I still feel in my ankle?
How long will my dog live and when she dies, do I have to split her ashes with my ex-husband?
It’s 3am and I could do an entire grocery shop at Walmart right now. No one would even know I’m gone.
I will have five or six kids in college at once. When I was cranking out all that cuteness, I only pretended to think about how to pay for it. How do the Mormons do it?
If I fall asleep right now, I will have a 2 ½ hour stretch of sleep before the house starts rocking with kids again.
Defrost the chicken.
Thailand seems nice.